WHO ARE YOU? "Mya Mayhem."

IN MY 9-TO-5 LIFE I'M A: "Singer, dancer, and burlesque performer for the Screaming Chicken theatre company and Taboo Review."

IF YOU'RE BUYING, I'LL HAVE: "Hell, if you're buying, I'll have whatever ya give me! Preferably some sort of dark beer. With tomato juice. I'm kinda weird."

THE BEST SHOW I EVER SAW WAS: "Hmmm, there have been some fantastic shows that have come through Vancouver -Motíƒ ¶rhead, Cradle of Filth with Arch Enemy, Between the Buried, and Darkest Hour-but I have to say the best show was GWAR. Nothing beats being covered with fake blood and bile while you watch George W. Bush and Paris Hilton get their butts ripped out."

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT: "Money. This obsession people seem to have with consumption makes me sick."

THE LAST CONCERT T-SHIRT I BOUGHT WAS: "A Fear Before the March of Flames hoodie. But that was a while ago."

IN THE MOVIE OF MY LIFE, I'D BE PLAYED BY: "Maybe Fairuza Balk. People are always saying I look like her."

Did your former band, broken, live up to its name? "At our first gig, somebody got stabbed on the sidewalk right outside. At the next gig we played, my mom went to move the car 10 feet into a proper loading zone and ended up getting pulled over. She had already had a few drinks so the cop gave her a 24-hour suspension because he thought she was loaded and total trouble. Then, at the next gig, not only did my front tooth get chipped when my bassist attempted to jump over my head and off the stage, but he also put his bass amp through the rear window of my car as he was trying to get everything to fit. I guess that's what you get when you play in a band called Broken."