Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck convincing Jim Green to do lunch with James Green than you will convincing someone to talk to you in a bar. So there you stand, wondering "Who are those people I see every time I go to a show?" You're too shy to ask, so we do it for you.

WHO ARE YOU? "Adam Haisinger. I also go by A-Lo, Ooonsen, Baby Cakes, Tank, Mr. Tickles, and Stallion."

IN MY 9-TO-5 LIFE I'M A: "Videographer at Razer TV on a show called 969."

IF YOU'RE BUYING, I'LL HAVE A: "Manhattan in a martini glass without the cherry. But if you're picking up the tab, let's fire up the tequila as well."

THE BEST SHOW I EVER SAW WAS: "There was U2's Vertigo tour, where I had floor seats-I made it into their video "City of Blinding Lights"; watch for the back of my head. Kasabian…Metric…And Audioslave with Seether-I went out drinking with the guys from Seether at the Media Club after the show.

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT: "Say what you want! When you want! If I like what I'm hearing I'll join in; if not, I'm walking away."

THE LAST CONCERT T-SHIRT I BOUGHT WAS: "Juliette and the Licks at Richard's on Richards. If you don't support bands, there will be no shirts to buy in the future."

IN THE MOVIE OF MY LIFE, I'D BE PLAYED BY: "Denzel Washington-that brotha's got soul! But seriously, I think Val Kilmer would be my choice. He's one of my favourite actors and we have a similar resemblance... However, if Val Kilmer is busy, give Dolph Lundgren a call."

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED TO YOURSELF IN THE DESERT? "No, but I brought golf clubs with me to Burning Man 2004 in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada... I rode my bike three hours into the abyss to play golf where a friend of mine and I lit golf balls on fire with lighter fluid and drove them into the desert. It was a total surreal experience."