Bye

posted August 31st, 2018 at 4:07 PM

My ex-girlfriend turned into an overnight yoga teacher, and now posts pics of her doing handstands near the beach or on a rock near the beach, or actually on the beach. Her daily advice, which seems to come from a red, plastic Lulu bag, has ran it's course, and after missing you for over 10 years, and wondering what could have been, I now know what could have been. Yeecckk!

8 Comments

Best confession.

Aug 31, 2018 at 4:56pm

You could of been married to a Vancouver cliche'. Congrats, you dodged a bullet.

Ah

Aug 31, 2018 at 5:32pm

so this is why you come on this website and slag her lifestyle as often as possible, you just want the patchouli nookie still after all...

You dodged a bullet

Aug 31, 2018 at 8:15pm

I can’t even be friends with someone who posts yoga posey pics on social media, let alone date them.

I pretty much loathe everything related to yoga in this culture. Maybe in India where it originated, it still has some semblance of respectability.

Mad Wally

Aug 31, 2018 at 8:26pm

Is she the women in a bikini doing a handstand for the Attention Whore poster ?

She sounds happy

Sep 1, 2018 at 5:45am

You don't though.

Anonymous

Sep 1, 2018 at 8:59am

lululemon's manifesto is pretty awesome tbh you're just bitter she's hot and you're not with her.

Ten years?

Sep 1, 2018 at 9:42am

get a life

Anthropology 101

Sep 2, 2018 at 8:28am

the number of women on POF with profile pictures where they are doing yoga on a beach or a mountain is pretty astonishing. It must be meant to show they are closer to nature in that pose than sitting or standing.