Obese Person Plane Conspiracy
posted March 4th, 2019 at 9:03 PM
No matter if it's a short flight or a long haul (and especially if it's a long haul) the fattest person on the plane will be sitting directly behind me. It's guaranteed. At first when I started to fly regularly I assumed it was chance or that disproportionately fat people fly more than others, but nope, there's either an elaborate multi-airline conspiracy that involves preventing me from reclining my chair or I'm simply a chair-blocking obese person magnet. "I'M RIGHT THERE" they yell when I forget my fate. Why yes, yes you are.
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Mar 4, 2019 at 10:59pm
I'm skinny and small and still find seats on planes really tight and close.
NPC
Mar 4, 2019 at 11:06pm
Yes, the egalitarian politics of the day greatly inconvenience those with a more modest...footprint.
Shame about that. Volumetric (or dimensional) weight is standard for logistics more generally. I think we should use it for people. Makes a great deal of sense.
And this doesn't benefit me personally. Severely malnourished as a child, I grew to average height but got the frame suitable to a taller body. I'm built like a wrestler, and dropping below 170lb is not workable.
But someone with a small build, and body weight closer to 100lb, should really pay less for a flight than I do. It's very logical.
People who exceed a certain dimensional weight should pay a surcharge for separate seating, where they won't spill into someone else's personal space. Because having that happen to me on a flight to Europe was no fun at all, and furthermore, speaking of snoring and loudness in general... Excessive noise and disruptive physicality should likewise draw down a "deposit", to be distributed among the affected passengers around that location. Something for their trouble.
Children should be charged as adults. No exceptions. You know why.
And lastly, can we PLEASE have a quarantine section for the ill and/or infectious? I'm not here to be coughed and sneezed at.
Compassion
Mar 6, 2019 at 10:37am
Taking up space as a fat person can be a huge source of anxiety, due to attitudes that their bodies are not allowed/valid in the same way a thin person's body is. Take a minute to read this open letter, and think about it...
https://medium.com/s/for-the-record/a-letter-from-the-fat-person-on-your...
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