I was on a crowded 250 bus yesterday and two young women were standing right beside me. First they dispensed travel advice (ordering food in a restaurant in Italy takes forever and taking the ferry from Victoria to Seattle and Amtrack to Portland is great), then it got personal.
Woman #1 "So, seeing anybody?"
Woman # 2 "yeah, going out with a guy. He's really cute."
Woman # 1 "Are you sleeping with him?"
Woman # 2 "No, not yet. "
Woman # 1 "Why not?"
Woman # 2 "I don't know, he won't say. I told him 'we're dating, we're going out, why aren't we sleeping together?' "
Woman # 1 "Oh, have you tried massage?"
Woman # 2 "Massage?"
Woman # 1 "Yeah, it's a great way to initiate things."
Woman # 2 "Oh. Me massage him or him massage me?"
Woman # 1 "Him massage you. It'll relax you too."