Nightmare or Fantasy?
posted March 2nd, 2021 at 12:17 PM
I dreamt that I was begging my ex to have sex with me and when he teased me with kisses and a rock hard erection but refused to remove his clothes, I reached down his pants, detached his dick and went into another room to fuck myself with it while he washed my dishes.
20 Comments
Post a Commentnightmare
Mar 2, 2021 at 1:41pm
ha!
gender switch
Mar 2, 2021 at 3:24pm
and here's one that would never get posted.
My expert psychoanalysis diagnosis: Penis envy.
Mar 2, 2021 at 4:18pm
Taking his dick, having him in the kitchen doing your dishes, and getting off by it, is your subconscious desire to emasculate him because you feel weak and powerless in your own gender role.
Anonymous
Mar 2, 2021 at 4:51pm
I never dream about my ex because its long been over.
Good for me.
David Cronenberg called
Mar 2, 2021 at 6:27pm
He wants his mescaline back
That was fun to read
Mar 2, 2021 at 7:52pm
The upvotes are from readers hoping you are our ex.
Opprah Winfall
Mar 2, 2021 at 7:59pm
Are you Phil Hartman’s ex-wife? Thought you’d still be in prison for that... Sam Kinison makes a good point about genitalia being attached. That’s the only real reason you put up with marriage.
“Hey, Honey. Can I go out tonight with the guys?!”
“She said no f*in’ way... ya she’s got my d*ck.”
@David Cronenberg.
Mar 2, 2021 at 8:02pm
The actor or the director? The Fly had an amazing director! But the actor who played the bad guy in Night Breed was excellent!......oh wait a minute. They may be the same person.
Sig F
Mar 2, 2021 at 9:37pm
What did your ex take away from you that you want to take back from him?
My "ex" exited real quick
Mar 2, 2021 at 10:51pm
Like about 5 days(in March). Yet in that short time she managed to abscond with my balls pride and pictures
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