Our sex survey says Rihanna, Jessica Alba, and Johnny Depp rule

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      What was your hottest sexual experience last year? For one female respondent to the Georgia Straight’s third annual on-line sex survey, it was wearing a skirt to the Roxy, sitting on a high stool, and having sex in the packed bar. Another woman reported writhing around with a man 10 years younger, feeling “drunk on my own sexual power”. One man claimed that his hottest encounter was on the tram that travels between the Luxor and Excalibur hotels in Las Vegas.

      When respondents were asked about the most unusual location where they had sex, one woman said it occurred in the “Ronald McDonald fire safety house in a fire hall with a fireman”. A man claimed that he once had sex in a police car. Another man reported having sex on the Burrard Street Bridge, though he didn’t reveal what time of day this occurred.

      The Straight’s sex survey, which was posted at Straight.com during December and January, attracted more than 25,000 anonymous responses to individual questions. It’s not a scientific poll because the respondents chose themselves. It’s quite likely that people of a prudish bent would be far less likely to fill in the on-line questionnaire that asks if they masturbate while imagining kinky sex.

      For the third year in a row, female visitors to Straight.com chose Johnny Depp as the actor they’d most like to have sex with. The only other triple-crown winners were Mick Jagger and Tom Cruise, who have been chosen for three consecutive years as the musician and actor that women would least like to have in their bedroom.

      Rihanna made her first appearance in the list of top five musicians that men would like to have sex with. Britney Spears, as you can imagine, fared considerably worse in this year’s survey, thanks to a series of imbroglios that provided tabloid headlines throughout the past year.

      A greater percentage of men than women responded that they have had sex with a person because of their wealth. It suggests that women aren’t the gold diggers in this city. Men also admitted more often than women that they’ve blatantly lied to persuade someone to have sex with them.

      Where's the most unusual location you've had sex?


      Female Responses
      A bathroom in a bar
      Bottom of the bunk bed with room mate on the top bunk bed
      A canoe


      Male Responses
      A friends rooftop hottub
      Subway Restaurant bathroom
      A Christian Summer Camp

      Read all the responses

      Which actor would you have sex with?

      ( female responses)

      “Sean Connery 40 years ago”

      Johnny Depp: 11.4 percent

      Brad Pitt: 8.4 percent

      Angelina Jolie: 6.5 percent

      George Clooney: 4 percent

      Clive Owen: 3.6 percent

      ( male responses)

      “Ursula Andress from James Bond”

      Jessica Alba: 6.9 percent

      Angelina Jolie: 6.6 percent

      Salma Hayek: 4.3 percent

      Scarlett Johansson: 3.3 percent

      Pamela Anderson/Halle Berry/Keira Knightley/Natalie Portman: 2.3 percent

      (female and male responses)

      Johnny Depp: 7.2 percent

      Angelina Jolie: 6.6 percent

      Brad Pitt: 5.8 percent

      Jessica Alba: 2.7 percent

      George Clooney: 2.4 percent

      Which actor would you never have sex with?
      ( female responses)

      “Male actors with a beer gut”

      Tom Cruise: 11.5 percent

      Jack Nicholson: 7.1 percent

      Brad Pitt: 6 percent

      Danny DeVito: 3.9 percent

      Billy Bob Thornton: 2.5 percent

      ( male responses)

      “Mickey Rooney”

      Rosie O’Donnell: 6.3 percent

      Paris Hilton: 4.8 percent

      Pamela Anderson/Roseanne Barr/Tom Cruise/Jack Nicholson: 2.9 percent

      Which musician would you have sex with?
      ( female responses)

      “Hands down—Gordon Sumner”

      Justin Timberlake: 7.8 percent

      Jon Bon Jovi: 5.7 percent

      Lenny Kravitz: 3.4 percent

      Michael Bublé/Chris Cornell/John Mayer: 2.1 percent

      ( male responses)

      Rihanna: 4.6 percent

      Christina Aguilera/Gwen Stefani: 3.5 percent

      Fergie/Madonna/Shakira: 3.2 percent

      Musician you would never have sex with?

      ( female responses)

      “Bjí¶rk, because she’s sacred.”

      Mick Jagger: 6.5 percent

      Marilyn Manson: 5.6 percent

      Chad Kroeger/Ozzy Osbourne: 4.9 percent

      Tommy Lee/Keith Richards: 4.4 percent

      ( male responses)

      “Tommy Lee, owwwww, my ass”

      Britney Spears: 14.7 percent

      Céline Dion: 6 percent

      Rita MacNeil/Courtney Love: 4 percent

      Amy Winehouse: 3.6 percent

      Is it important to feel emotionally connected to the person you’re having sex with?

      (not important)

      Bisexual Females: 3.3 percent

      Heterosexual Females: 1.9 percent

      Homosexual Females: 0 percent

      Bisexual Males: 9.4 percent

      Heterosexual Males: 2.2 percent

      Homosexual Males: 2.6 percent

      (not very important)

      Bisexual Females: 7.7 percent

      Heterosexual Females: 5.2 percent

      Homosexual Females: 0 percent

      Bisexual Males: 15.6 percent

      Heterosexual Males: 10.5 percent

      Homosexual Males: 13.2 percent

      (somewhat important)

      Bisexual Females: 58.2 percent

      Heterosexual Females: 36.1 percent

      Homosexual Females: 27.8 percent

      Bisexual Males: 53 percent

      Heterosexual Males: 43.3 percent

      Homosexual Males: 26.3 percent

      (very important)

      Bisexual Females: 30.1 percent

      Heterosexual Females: 56.8 percent

      Homosexual Females: 72.2 percent

      Bisexual Males: 21.9 percent

      Heterosexual Males: 44.1 percent

      Homosexual Males: 57.9 percent

      Can you have sex if there is no emotional connection?

      ( female responses)

      Yes: 64 percent

      No: 36 percent

      ( male responses)

      Yes: 77 percent

      No: 23 percent

      Like giving oral sex?

      ( female responses)

      Yes: 81.6 percent

      No: 15.2 percent

      Don't know: 3.2 percent

      ( male responses)

      Yes: 91.5 percent

      No: 5.9 percent

      Don't know: 2.6 percent

      Like getting oral sex?

      ( female responses)

      Yes: 89.1 percent

      No: 6.9 percent

      Don't know: 4.1 percent

      ( male responses)

      Yes: 95.5 percent

      No: 2.6 percent

      Don't know: 1.9 percent

      Who has sex 0-4 times a month?

      Females 18-24: 42.6 percent

      Females 25-34: 40.1 percent

      Females 35-49: 43.2 percent

      Females 50 and over: 47.4 percent

      Males 18-24: 46 percent

      Males 25-34: 37.6 percent

      Males 35-49: 47.9 percent

      Males 50 and over: 50 percent

      Who has sex 5-10 times a month?

      Females 18-24: 23.9 percent

      Females 25-34: 30.6 percent

      Females 35-49: 30.4 percent

      Females 50 and over: 36.8 percent

      Males 18-24: 22 percent

      Males 25-34: 35 percent

      Males 35-49: 33.5 percent

      Males 50 and over: 38.9 percent

      Who has sex 11-20 times a month?

      Females 18-24: 17.4 percent

      Females 25-34: 15.1 percent

      Females 35-49: 12.8 percent

      Females 50 and over: 15.8 percent

      Males 18-24: 18 percent

      Males 25-34: 17.8 percent

      Males 35-49: 15 percent

      Males 50 and over: 6.9 percent

      Who has sex 21-30 times a month?

      Females 18-24: 12.9 percent

      Females 25-34: 9.1 percent

      Females 35-49: 9.5 percent

      Females 50 and over: 0 percent

      Males 18-24: 10 percent

      Males 25-34: 7.1 percent

      Males 35-49: 3 percent

      Males 50 and over: 4.2 percent

      Who has sex more than 30 times a month?

      Females 18-24: 3.2 percent

      Females 25-34: 5.2 percent

      Females 35-49: 4.1 percent

      Females 50 and over: 0 percent

      Males 18-24: 4 percent

      Males 25-34: 2.5 percent

      Males 35-49: 0.6 percent

      Males 50 and over: 0 percent

      Escape work for sex?

      ( female responses)

      No: 53.5 percent

      Yes: 46.5 percent

      ( male responses)

      No: 46.7 percent

      Yes: 53.3 percent

      Ever used sex toys?

      (married female responses)

      Yes: 80.2 percent

      No: 19.8 percent

      (divorced female responses)

      Yes: 95.9 percent

      No: 4.1 percent

      (separated female responses)

      Yes: 93.7 percent

      No: 6.3 percent

      (never-married female responses)

      Yes: 86.5 percent

      No: 13.5 percent

      (married male responses)

      Yes: 74.4 percent

      No: 25.6 percent

      (divorced male responses)

      Yes: 87.2 percent

      No: 12.8 percent

      (separated male responses)

      Yes: 88.5 percent

      No: 11.5 percent

      (never-married male responses)

      Yes: 77 percent

      No: 23 percent

      Best place to find willing sex partners?

      ( female responses)

      bars and nightclubs: 32.9 percent

      Internet: 25.1 percent

      parties: 21.4 percent

      work: 8.6 percent

      school: 6.2 percent

      coffee shop: 2.9 percent

      gym: 1.4 percent

      grocery store: 1 percent

      classified ads: 0.6 percent

      ( male responses)

      Internet: 26.7 percent

      bars and nightclubs: 21.5 percent

      parties: 19.2 percent

      school: 10.9 percent

      work: 10.4 percent

      classified ads: 4.4 percent

      gym: 2.8 percent

      coffee shop: 2.3 percent

      grocery store: 1.8 percent

      Have you ever blatantly told a lie to persuade a person to go to bed with you?

      ( female responses)

      No: 75.3 percent

      Yes: 24.7 percent

      ( male responses)

      No: 58.9 percent

      Yes: 41.1 percent

      Have you ever had sex with someone because they were wealthy?

      ( female responses)

      No: 89.1 percent

      Yes: 10.9 percent

      ( male responses)

      No: 86.1 percent

      Yes: 13.9 percent

      Have you ever had anonymous sex?

      ( female responses)

      No: 68 percent

      Yes: 32 percent

      ( male responses)

      No: 48.4 percent

      Yes: 51.6 percent

      I have had zero sexual partners in my life

      Females 18-24: 4.1 percent

      Females 25-34: 0 percent

      Females 35-49: 0 percent

      Females 50 and over: 0 percent

      Males 18-24: 1.9 percent

      Males 25-34: 1.4 percent

      Males 35-49: 0 percent

      Males 50 and over: 0 percent

      I have had 1-4 sexual partners in my life

      Females 18-24: 37.6 percent

      Females 25-34: 24.2 percent

      Females 35-49: 13.3 percent

      Females 50 and over: 8.6 percent

      Males 18-24: 32.7 percent

      Males 25-34: 27.6 percent

      Males 35-49: 16.1 percent

      Males 50 and over: 14.9 percent

      I have had 5-10 sexual partners in my life

      Females 18-24: 28.2 percent

      Females 25-34: 32.6 percent

      Females 35-49: 19.6 percent

      Females 50 and over: 5.7 percent

      Males 18-24: 42.3 percent

      Males 25-34: 20 percent

      Males 35-49: 25.5 percent

      Males 50 and over: 14.9 percent

      I’ve had 11-20 sexual partners in my life

      Females 18-24: 21.2 percent

      Females 25-34: 18.5 percent

      Females 35-49: 18.9 percent

      Females 50 and over: 34.3 percent

      Males 18-24: 13.5 percent

      Males 25-34: 27.6 percent

      Males 35-49: 17.4 percent

      Males 50 and over: 14.9 percent

      I have had 21-30 sexual partners in my life

      Females 18-24: 3.5 percent

      Females 25-34: 11 percent

      Females 35-49: 21.7 percent

      Females 50 and over: 17.1 percent

      Males 18-24: 5.8 percent

      Males 25-34: 9.7 percent

      Males 35-49: 13 percent

      Males 50 and over: 8.1 percent

      I have had more than 30 sexual partners in my life

      Females 18-24: 5.3 percent

      Females 25-34: 13.7 percent

      Females 35-49: 26.6 percent

      Females 50 and over: 34.3 percent

      Males 18-24: 3.8 percent

      Males 25-34: 13.7 percent

      Males 35-49: 28 percent

      Males 50 and over: 47.3 percent

      Have you had sex outside of your regular relationship in the past year?
      (divorced women)

      No: 73.5 percent

      Yes: 26.5 percent

      (married women)

      No: 86.8 percent

      Yes: 13.2 percent

      (never-married women)

      No: 69.6 percent

      Yes: 30.4 percent

      (divorced men)

      No: 60 percent

      Yes: 40 percent

      (married men)

      No: 64.4 percent

      Yes: 35.6 percent

      (never-married men)

      No: 76 percent

      Yes: 24 percent

      If you were to marry outside your race, what’s your choice?
      ( female responses)

      Does not matter: 51.4 percent

      Latin American: 14.3 percent

      Caucasian: 10.6 percent

      African origin: 9.1 percent

      Mediterranean: 8.9 percent

      South Asian: 2.4 percent

      Aboriginal: 2.1 percent

      East Asian: 1.2 percent

      ( male responses)

      Does not matter: 42.4 percent

      Latin American: 15.7 percent

      East Asian: 11.9 percent

      Mediterranean: 10.4 percent

      Caucasian: 7.6 percent

      South Asian: 7.3 percent

      African origin: 3.8 percent

      Aboriginal: 1 percent

      Have you and your partner looked at pornography during a sexual encounter?
      ( female responses)

      No: 30.3 percent

      Yes: 69.7 percent

      ( male responses)

      No: 31.7 percent

      Yes: 68.3 percent

      Been photographed or videotaped during sex?
      ( female responses)

      No: 49.5 percent

      Yes: 50.5 percent

      ( male responses)

      No: 48.4 percent

      Yes: 51.6 percent

      How happy are you with your face?
      ( female responses)

      very happy: 42.6 percent

      somewhat happy: 52.1 percent

      not very happy: 4.8 percent

      not at all happy: 0.5 percent

      ( male responses)

      very happy: 38.1 percent

      somewhat happy: 57.2 percent

      not very happy: 4.7 percent

      not at all happy: 0 percent

      Have you had cosmeticsurgery to improve your looks?

      ( female responses)

      Yes: 8.1 percent

      No: 91.9 percent

      ( male responses)

      Yes: 3.6 percent

      No: 96.4 percent

      Would you consider cosmetic surgery in the future to improve your looks?
      ( female responses)

      Yes: 53.4 percent

      No: 46.6 percent

      ( male responses)

      Yes: 27.8 percent

      No: 72.2 percent

      Feelings about body piercing on private parts?
      ( female responses)

      indifferent: 46.1 percent

      turn me off: 32.2 percent

      turn me on: 21.8 percent

      ( male responses)

      indifferent: 42.6 percent

      turn me off: 32.3 percent

      turn me on: 25.1 percent

      Which politician or businessperson would you have sex with?

      ( female responses)

      Yulia Tymoshenko

      Bill Clinton: 10.5 percent

      Barack Obama: 5.4 percent

      Arnold Schwarzenegger: 3.4 percent

      Justin Trudeau: 2.8 percent

      Stephen Harper/Jack Layton: 1.4 percent

      ( male responses)

      Argentina’s new president

      Belinda Stronach: 12.8 percent

      Carole Taylor: 9.3 percent

      Hillary Clinton: 6.6 percent

      Oprah Winfrey: 2.7 percent

      Jenny Kwan: 2.2 percent

      Which politician or businessperson would You never want to have sex with?
      ( female responses)

      “Conrad Black”¦ewww”

      George W. Bush: 23.4 percent

      Stephen Harper: 13 percent

      Donald Trump: 12.5 percent

      Gordon Campbell: 7.2 percent

      Sam Sullivan: 3.6 percent

      ( male responses)

      Hillary Clinton: 9.5 percent

      George W. Bush: 8.6 percent

      Stephen Harper: 8.2 percent

      Gordon Campbell/Donald Trump: 4.7 percent

      Have you ever masturbated thinking about kinky sex?
      ( female responses)

      No: 19.5 percent

      Yes: 80.5 percent

      ( male responses)

      No: 19.6 percent

      Yes: 80.4 percent

      How often did East van women have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 42.6 percent

      5-10 times: 31.8 percent

      11-20 times: 11.5 percent

      21-30 times: 7.4 percent

      more than 30 times: 6.8 percent

      How often did East Van men have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 49 percent

      5-10 times: 26 percent

      11-20 times: 13.5 percent

      21-30 times: 7.3 percent

      more than 30 times: 4.2 percent

      How often did women on Vancouver’s West Side have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 43.7 percent

      5-10 times: 24.3 percent

      11-20 times: 20.4 percent

      21-30 times: 8.7 percent

      more than 30 times: 2.9 percent

      How often did West Side men have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 46.3 percent

      5-10 times: 31.3 percent

      11-20 times: 13.4 percent

      21-30 times: 7.5 percent

      more than 30 times: 1.5 percent

      How often did women living in Downtown Vancouver have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 35.5 percent

      5-10 times: 24.7 percent

      11-20 times: 23.7 percent

      21-30 times: 10.8 percent

      more than 30 times: 5.4 percent

      How often did Downtown men have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 34.4 percent

      5-10 times: 38.9 percent

      11-20 times: 17.8 percent

      21-30 times: 6.7 percent

      more than 30 times: 2.2 percent

      How often did North Shore women have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 33.3 percent

      5-10 times: 33.3 percent

      11-20 times: 13.3 percent

      21-30 times: 10 percent

      more than 30 times: 10 percent

      How often did North Shore men have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 55.5 percent

      5-10 times: 37 percent

      11-20 times: 3.7 percent

      21-30 times: 0 percent

      more than 30 times: 3.7 percent

      How often did Delta-Richmond women have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 33.3 percent

      5-10 times: 40 percent

      11-20 times: 16.7 percent

      21-30 times: 10 percent

      more than 30 times: 0 percent

      How often did Delta-Richmond men have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 47.6 percent

      5-10 times: 42.9 percent

      11-20 times: 9.5 percent

      21-30 times: 0 percent

      more than 30 times: 0 percent

      How often did women in Surrey and Langley have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 37.1 percent

      5-10 times: 31.4 percent

      11-20 times: 22.9 percent

      21-30 times: 8.6 percent

      more than 30 times: 0 percent

      How often did men in Surrey and Langley have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 52.5 percent

      5-10 times: 22.5 percent

      11-20 times: 20 percent

      21-30 times: 2.5 percent

      more than 30 times: 2.5 percent

      How often did Women in the Tri-Cities area have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 39.3 percent

      5-10 times: 28.6 percent

      11-20 times: 17.9 percent

      21-30 times: 14.3 percent

      more than 30 times: 0 percent

      How often did Tri-Cities men have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 47.8 percent

      5-10 times: 39.1 percent

      11-20 times: 8.7 percent

      21-30 times: 4.3 percent

      more than 30 times: 0 percent

      How often did women in Burnaby and New West have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 48.7 percent

      5-10 times: 26.3 percent

      11-20 times: 11.8 percent

      21-30 times: 11.8 percent

      more than 30 times: 1.3 percent

      How often did men in Burnaby and New West have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 43.5 percent

      5-10 times: 30.4 percent

      11-20 times: 17.4 percent

      21-30 times: 8.7 percent

      more than 30 times: 0 percent

      How often did married women have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 36.3 percent

      5-10 times: 36.3 percent

      11-20 times: 16.8 percent

      21-30 times: 5.3 percent

      more than 30 times: 5.3 percent

      How often did married men have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 43.5 percent

      5-10 times: 38.4 percent

      11-20 times: 14.5 percent

      21-30 times: 2.9 percent

      more than 30 times: 0.7 percent

      How often did divorced women have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 38 percent

      5-10 times: 34 percent

      11-20 times: 18 percent

      21-30 times: 10 percent

      more than 30 times: 0 percent

      How often did divorced men have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 47.7 percent

      5-10 times: 41 percent

      11-20 times: 2.3 percent

      21-30 times: 9.1 percent

      more than 30 times: 0 percent

      How often did separated women have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 40 percent

      5-10 times: 33.3 percent

      11-20 times: 10 percent

      21-30 times: 10 percent

      more than 30 times: 6.7 percent

      How often did separated men have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 51.9 percent

      5-10 times: 33.3 percent

      11-20 times: 14.8 percent

      21-30 times: 0 percent

      more than 30 times: 0 percent

      How often did never-married women have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 43 percent

      5-10 times: 25.3 percent

      11-20 times: 16.6 percent

      21-30 times: 10.5 percent

      more than 30 times: 4.6 percent

      How often did men who never married have sex in the last month?

      0-4 times: 35.9 percent

      5-10 times: 20.7 percent

      11-20 times: 35.2 percent

      21-30 times: 5.5 percent

      more than 30 times: 2.8 percent

      When it comes to your sex life, would you say that you are”¦
      ( female responses)

      very satisfied: 33.9 percent

      somewhat satisfied: 46.8 percent

      not very satisfied: 12 percent

      not at all satisfied: 7.3 percent

      ( male responses)

      very satisfied: 33.2 percent

      somewhat satisfied: 42.4 percent

      not very satisfied: 16.2 percent

      not at all satisfied: 8.2 percent

      Don’t forget to visit Straight.com at the end of December to participate in the next sex survey. Maybe then women will surprise us and decide that Mick Jagger and Tom Cruise aren’t so bad after all, and others are worthy of being voted the least desirable musician or actor.

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