You better hope your left hand doesn't find out...it may demand parity

You can't have one. Women are people, not objects for you to collect. You have lunch, not a human. You have a car, not a human. See how this works?

She cooks she cleans shes great in bed she brings in an income.She doesn't bitch when I go out with the boys.
Although I enjoyed being single,I can't imagine life without her.
Good Luck with Mrs thumb and her 4 sisters.

"You can't fire me, I quit!"

Sometimes I regret not being a woman, but then I come down and have to resupply my high.

I understand your line of thinking, mine is somewhat similar...
"Sometimes I regret not having a man, but then I remember there are guys out there like you, with your limited mental capacities, and I'm glad I'm not out there running into them. Too much hassle. And talking to a wall is pretty boring."
or
Gee I'd love to meetcha! -And fulfill your assumptions! muhahaha
or
"You make me think of that saying 'Better to remain silent and look the fool... than to speak and remove all doubt'
or
"THANK YOU for taking yourself off the market!"
one less old, bitter guy to deal with. ;) :P

Instead of blaming all men (cuz I dated some real dickheads) I just explain that I don't want to deal with The Battle of the Sexes bullshit that invariably comes along when you pair up with someone who you're not truly compatible with.

always rent one from time to time dude.

And those grapes can be sooo sour this time of year

Not worded the best but c'mon, if a woman was all happy about being without a man she'd be getting the thumbs up. But someone is happy to be without a woman in their life and it's all thumbs down

"Sour!" said the fox of the rowan berries.