Do they also say they're going to see their "g/fs"?

If you're a guy who's losing his hair, you've got no other choice but to keep a tight haircut. If you don't, it looks bad because it amplifies the appearance of losing your hair and it makes you look old. You have to own it, and keep your hair closely cropped in order to make your lack of hair look "deliberate." This makes guys look more confident because it shows that they're comfortable with aging\biological change.

We need to go back to the art of a good old fashioned combover.

Boooo, get off the stage, you knock off Seinfeld soundin ass.