Best investment I've made in ages!
posted May 29th, 2018 at 7:45 PM
I have recently spent some of my hard earned money on a decent vibrator with g-spot stimulation.
Best purchase I've made in a long time!
Came with;
10 varying speeds/intensities!
Seriously long lasting battery life!
Water proof and submersible!
No Hassel and no emotional baggage!
Handy storage case - so I don't have to share my bed with it!
No questions about "where are we going with this"!
Won't fall asleep before I'm done!
It will never shave it's pubes in my sink, and it doesn't have to pretend to "not care" if I haven't been to the groomers recently either!
Won't send "you still up?" texts!
Won't get jealous if there's another man or woman sharing your bed!
Ladies (& gents too), if you can afford a night on the town, you can afford one of these babies. Hands down one of the best investments you'll make in a long while.
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May 29, 2018 at 10:11pm
Was a guy commenting on sex toys for men,it was about 80% thumbs down. The comments filled with how he was sexist,he couldn't get a woman as no woman would want him anyways and other negative responses from-most likely-women. Then it was deleted.
Interesting what this will turn out to be.
Earnest Question
May 30, 2018 at 12:20am
So of course this post is going to get lots of upvotes. That's how it works on the Confessions page. I'm just wondering.... why?
A woman writes that she's much happier using appliances as a substitute for male companionship because men are worthless\lousy partners etc. etc. and this gets validated by other readers.
But if a man were to write how he's happier with a love doll or whatever because "she" won't nag him or exploit him as an ATM, then he'd be met with an avalanche of downvotes.
Why?
Somebody please explain this psychology to me.
Does it also come
May 30, 2018 at 12:29am
With a wee towel for when it's dripping in sarcasm?
Anonymous
May 30, 2018 at 12:40am
Don't you just love bad spelling(Hassel)?
It instantly proves many things about the original poster - eg the likelihood it's some character in Burnaby executing a troll job.
I wish
May 30, 2018 at 4:12am
My wife would get one but she insists it's my job to do that.
Sometimes not in the mood tho
lots of "you go girl"s
May 30, 2018 at 10:03am
but a man watching porn is demonized
But...
May 30, 2018 at 11:51am
does it possess easily accessible wealth ?
Reader
May 30, 2018 at 11:52am
This confession is pretty pathetic. And so are you.
Hi OP
May 30, 2018 at 12:12pm
A strange confession for sure. You’re exposing yourself as insecure and a woman who is unsuccessful with men. You’ve lost, but think you’ve won with the purchase of a plastic cock. Like wtf? Oh well, enjoy your lonely O’s
@Earnest question
May 30, 2018 at 1:48pm
this is how the 'New Equality' works, damn the hypocrisy fight our oppressors.
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