Little secret

I got my family a puppy. It was a way to make ammends and distract from the affair I had been having for quite some time. What I didn’t tell my wife was that I named the dog after my mistress’ own dog. My secret reminder of the fun we had for a while there.

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Your wife....

Aug 21, 2018 at 11:08am

has probably got a few dogs of her own...

This

Aug 21, 2018 at 11:48am

makes me not want to get married or trust men.

Anonymous

Aug 21, 2018 at 12:00pm

most horrible human of the year award goes to...

You're an

Aug 21, 2018 at 12:26pm

Absolute sociopath and I can't wait for it all to blow up in your face. I hope your wife is having an affair with a man who actually fulfills her and respects her. Maybe their was inspiration for your sons name...

Why the downvotes?

Aug 21, 2018 at 12:33pm

Oooooh, that is a confession.

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..

Aug 21, 2018 at 12:59pm

Karma will catch up to you. Why did you even bother getting married?
You are sick.

ummm

Aug 21, 2018 at 1:17pm

is your dog named after the moon?

John H

Aug 21, 2018 at 3:49pm

Yup.

@ You're An

Aug 21, 2018 at 5:05pm

Only his wife knows whose kid it is, which is much more devastating to am any ego than the name of any dog.

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You are...

Aug 22, 2018 at 8:56am

.. an absolute madman. Salut!

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