Little secret
posted August 20th, 2018 at 10:50 PM
I got my family a puppy. It was a way to make ammends and distract from the affair I had been having for quite some time.
What I didn’t tell my wife was that I named the dog after my mistress’ own dog. My secret reminder of the fun we had for a while there.
12 Comments
Post a CommentYour wife....
Aug 21, 2018 at 11:08am
has probably got a few dogs of her own...
This
Aug 21, 2018 at 11:48am
makes me not want to get married or trust men.
Anonymous
Aug 21, 2018 at 12:00pm
most horrible human of the year award goes to...
You're an
Aug 21, 2018 at 12:26pm
Absolute sociopath and I can't wait for it all to blow up in your face. I hope your wife is having an affair with a man who actually fulfills her and respects her. Maybe their was inspiration for your sons name...
Why the downvotes?
Aug 21, 2018 at 12:33pm
Oooooh, that is a confession.
..
Aug 21, 2018 at 12:59pm
Karma will catch up to you. Why did you even bother getting married?
You are sick.
ummm
Aug 21, 2018 at 1:17pm
is your dog named after the moon?
John H
Aug 21, 2018 at 3:49pm
Yup.
@ You're An
Aug 21, 2018 at 5:05pm
Only his wife knows whose kid it is, which is much more devastating to am any ego than the name of any dog.
You are...
Aug 22, 2018 at 8:56am
.. an absolute madman. Salut!
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