Single, lonely long weekend
posted February 18th, 2019 at 1:29 PM
How this single, lonely Vancouver guy spent the long weekend:
1) Doing laundry and cleaning up my apartment
2) Grocery shopping
3) Reading these confessions
4) Browsing for porn and masturbating to it
5) Oh, and exercising at the gym, going for a run, catching up on my PVR'd TV shows, and dinner with family. This is the only thing about the long weekend that I post on social media, or tell my coworkers tomorrow if they ask.
10 Comments
Post a CommentSounds like a pretty good weekend to me
Feb 18, 2019 at 3:56pm
I’ve been very happily single now for many years, people need to embrace the peace and solitude.
Loneliness is not necessary with being single.
This
Feb 18, 2019 at 4:29pm
Is somehow a tale I've heard before in a place not for from here. You must live alone guy.
Exactly
Feb 18, 2019 at 4:58pm
What I do too
The Alternative Could Be
Feb 18, 2019 at 5:42pm
1) Doing laundry and cleaning up her mess,because you don't want to go with her for brunch with her sisters and friends and listen to gossip for 3 hours.
2)Grocery shopping,and waiting in the mall for hours while she shops for even more clothes or shoes.
3)Listening to her babble on for hours about something/someone at school/work that you don't give the slightest damn about.
4) Because perhaps you didn't spend quite enough on her for Valentines or get her the exact thing she wanted,you browse for porn and beat off anyways.
5) Relaxing in peace and quiet,sleeping in however long you want,staying up as long as you want,watching whatever you want on TV or going wherever you want. Hanging out with friends. Etc
As the ancient saying goes: Be careful what you wish for,you may just get it
Ya okay
Feb 18, 2019 at 8:23pm
Your number 5 would be my whole year.
Single, happy long weekend
Feb 18, 2019 at 10:36pm
How this happily single Vancouverite spent the long weekend
* Had some special honey in tea & on toast
* Grocery shopping
* Laundry & other cleaning
* Blazed & vaped
* Lots of reading & movies
* Spent time with friends & family
* No porn or masturbation cuz hey, thankfully I'm a female & not a slave to testosterone
* Spent time walking in nature
* Wore what felt comfortable & didn't worry about my weight or appearance (like I constantly did when in relationships)
Yeah, if I could go back in time I never would have had been in romantic relationships, dated sure, but wouldn't have bothered with the whole girlfriend-boyfriend thing and the inevitable Battle of the Sexes bullshit that happens.
Anonymous
Feb 18, 2019 at 10:47pm
Sounds pretty damn good to me, I'd be content..its nice to have time to yourself then a bunch of obligations from other people.
sounds great!
Feb 18, 2019 at 11:00pm
I did all those things too. Except the porn and masturbation so your weekend was even better!
Can u tell us ur gender?
Feb 19, 2019 at 2:47pm
so we can judge u respectively
You are gonna get it
Feb 21, 2019 at 5:32am
Careful or not here I come!
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