Fertile Birther.

I'm not one of those dumb bitches who fucked herself by having kids.
I'm a cougar!

I usually call them women after 30

Does the word cougar sound too offensive?

I don't include the full on "mommy" or "daddy" in sexual inuendo phrasing. I don't need or want to think about any connection to childen while thinking of bonking you; acronyms will do nicely.

I'd call you a narcissistic nymphomaniac. Mothers should be respected, not denigrated.

...we referred to women as women?!

Whats. The. Diff.

Also, gross.

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What's so special or prestigious about that?
Birth prevention is cheap and ubiquitous. Mothers chose motherhood. Their choice, their desires, and not because they cared about children when they made that decision. Most people don't - they just decide they want kids like they want a car.
Why do they deserve special status or consideration? I don't follow. They suit themselves. Just like everybody else.
I have far more respect for those who choose to consciously make their own path, and either remain childless or adopt. Instead of the socially acceptable, culturally dictated "traditional way".
Cougars are delightful, ditto pumas and jaguars. Leave kids out of it, please.