GPS Fails

Last time I used GPS it literally sent me down a dirt road!

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That could be very bad.

Jun 17, 2019 at 9:03pm

You're lucky you weren't abducted by aliens. That's how they get you. They hack into your navigation system from their cloaked UFO flying above in close proximity. They do this to lure you to a secluded area, where they can abduct you. Once they have you, they download your memories, and then upload them into your replacement bio-drone clone.
If you were abducted, and have no memory of the experience except for some missing time, plus an implanted monitoring and activation chip/device in you, then I'm sorry to inform you, but you are not you. You're an alien sleeper drone. If the person you replaced hasn't been de-atomized, they are very likely suffering extensive anal probing somewhere beyond the Kuiper Belt. :'(

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Me too

Jun 18, 2019 at 7:09am

Except in my case it sent me to a road that ended at a river without any means to cross it.

don't use them

Jun 19, 2019 at 11:24am

learn to read a map

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