Pandemic or not

Please, if you failed to remember and recognize my birthday, do not advance nudge me for your upcoming birthday this year. You didn’t celebrate me, and I’m not going to celebrate you.


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May 25, 2020 at 7:51am

That happened to me. I made a mental note to remember to forget theirs.

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May 25, 2020 at 10:48am

my favorite social media experiment was adding and removing my birthday reminder over multiple years, really shows who knows you.

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Let’s learn things!

May 25, 2020 at 11:17am

I stopped caring about my birthday decades ago because nobody that has their birthday in the summer months gives a shit about birthdays in winter. Get over it. Go to the summer birthdays and enjoy them without resentment, bake yourself a fat ass cake for your own birthday and eat it alone in the dark while watching a Tarantino film or anything with Johnny Depp in it. You’ll likely have a better time anyway.

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May 25, 2020 at 12:52pm

You still celebrate your birthdays?
I haven't done that in....20? years and I'm a mid-thirties guy.

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May 25, 2020 at 3:01pm

I'm going to send a cool memorial gift to my lost <3 for his birthday when he turns the age i was...
Then OP! Feels for you!
I love remembering loved ones' birthdays! It gives me an excuse to celebrate them.

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How many

May 25, 2020 at 8:38pm

29th birthdays does anyone need?

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@Let's learn

May 25, 2020 at 8:47pm

For the full experience do I need a fedora?

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More cake!

May 25, 2020 at 10:20pm

Yer bithday's not for 6 months. Oh that's right: you're celebrating twice as much from now on. Funny how time compresses after soooo long

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