Cat people

Are people who act like cats. You go in for a friendly pet, and they retreat, reticent and aloof. But when you act that way yourself, they come angling back, tentatively sniffing around and looking for affection. I’m going to act a cat too and meet them on their terms.

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Anonymous

Jul 30, 2020 at 4:02pm

Yeah that's me!
Push and pull, push and pull.
Only it's really hard to get both cat people on the same page at the same time...

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Anonymous

Jul 30, 2020 at 5:42pm

LOL, cats are c#nts, but they're more self-sufficient than dogs.

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They're from Hell. Forget them.

Jul 30, 2020 at 7:14pm

They want you to love them, but they don't have any to give you in return, and what they'll take from you leaving an empty hole inside, they will torture it for the rest of your life and just for the amusement of their ego. Best to stay away from people like that. They'll suck your soul dry like a parasite, and they won't give you a second thought afterwards. There are better people out there for you. Trust me on this.

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@ Hell

Jul 30, 2020 at 7:36pm

Agreed. Don’t confuse a cat person with a catfish, folks.

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There's the dream !

Jul 30, 2020 at 9:54pm

I've been waiting for: You had just arrived in town. We were at the hotel booked into a room. I had to go down to the front desk to retrieve some money I'd stashed away. $3000. The clerk said to go speak to the manager Mr. Picasso. Then the dream ended. Arrgghh. Come back! Come back!

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I'm living with

Jul 30, 2020 at 10:12pm

a grown child on disability incl mental illness. He spends money on drugs instead of helping with expenses. If he weren't with me he would be on the street and would not make it. I worry what will happen to him when I'm not here, as I'm getting on in years and we have no other family. We have tried rehab, A A etc but it doesn't really address mental illness, and he doesn't respond to counseling or psychiatry . I feel alone, trapped in this lifestyle.

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@I'm living with

Jul 31, 2020 at 6:36am

And you playing nurse mate to someone you choose to spend your life with has exactly what to do with this confession? Maybe you should have just wrote your own.

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Cleanup on aisle 3

Jul 31, 2020 at 11:18am

What does "I'm living with.." and "there's the dream" have to do with cats?

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Former cat person

Jul 31, 2020 at 11:19am

I had cats all my life but after the last one, no more.
Im totally a dog person

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Reply @ There's the dream !

Jul 31, 2020 at 9:18pm

It's not going to come back to you. The clerk told you what you need to do. Go talk to Mr. Picasso which is a name belonging to a long dead artist. Good luck.

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