Mystery Man
posted July 15th, 2020 at 5:34 PM
I haven't updated my social media photo in a few years. I don't see any benefits in sharing. Since i was fairly consistent before, if I did, people would just assume I didn't update it for years because I had nothing going on. So now I'll just hide behind my old profile image. Maybe I'm fat now? Maybe I'm super ripped? Maybe I didn't change at all. You'll never know. Muhuhahahahaha.
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Post a CommentI hardly ever change mine
Jul 15, 2020 at 9:19pm
I don't change mine very often either. Not only have I never really been into taking selfies of myself (I look in the mirror each morning when I brush my teeth), but I also figure all the people that are really that important to me know what I look like. They're the people that have cared for me and stuck by me in this life and are still in my life to this day.
Oi
Jul 15, 2020 at 10:10pm
Another twit who thinks everybody is talking about them.... Always.
Not, dude,get reLz
Welp
Jul 15, 2020 at 10:27pm
You're still self-obsessed and prone to navel-gazing. Maybe worse, now that you've had quality time to practice in isolation.
Few people come out of "lockdown" better than they went in. Most emerge as if creeping from a nuclear shelter, in a cliché apocalyptic movie scene... Graceless, neurotic, haggard and flabby, with bulging eyes darting anxiously about like a frightened squirrel's.
To be fair, that describes contemporary urban dwellers on a regular day. And until the frayed social contract is repaired and the police lose their qualified immunity, that nervousness is probably justified.
I haven't updated mine in five years. No point. I look the same.
Acquaintances joke about my pact with the Devil. If only they knew... Friends and family refuse to discuss it.
Mwahhahahaha, as you probably meant to say.
@welp
Jul 16, 2020 at 10:50am
Reminds me of seeing an ad with Jennifer Aniston recently. She must have some old painting in her attic - she still looks about 20....
Welp
Jul 16, 2020 at 3:45pm
@@welp
Oscar Wilde reference... Much respect. Very nice.
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