My roommate is not respecting the scent free environment

So I am going to start wearing patouli.

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p u

Sep 29, 2020 at 4:20pm

That’s the nuclear option. Can’t you start with something less offensive, like old prawn heads?

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Revenge

Sep 29, 2020 at 7:42pm

Just sew some raw tuna into the hems of your living room curtains. That would be just about the only thing worse than patchouli.

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John Cusack!

Sep 29, 2020 at 8:13pm

Get your patchouli stink out of here!!!! Lol movie lines and references.

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Anonymous

Sep 29, 2020 at 9:03pm

Meet me at The Naam, we'll helicopter dance to Phish and share a big bowl of gruel.

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That would be...

Sep 29, 2020 at 9:21pm

Patchouli. At least get the name right. We used to call it “Patch”.

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Throw some

Sep 29, 2020 at 9:48pm

Sandalwood in there too. Physical distancing guaranteed and spirit of the 90s resurrected.

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Scent free?

Sep 29, 2020 at 11:33pm

That agreement went out the window when you failed to use things like deodorant and soap. BTW, foot odour, sweat and farts are not "scent free". Geez, see a doctor or something, emitting those smells daily is not normal. It's not even human.

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Try Tea Tree Oil

Sep 30, 2020 at 7:24am

In case they actually like Patchouli.

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@scent free

Sep 30, 2020 at 2:39pm

triggered!

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