Mostly because they pay shit...here's some flowers sweetheart, hope you like them.

because no one ever made a movie where a bunch of bus drivers tied up their dispatcher and then ran the show? Secretaries got their own day because in the past that's the only job they were allowed to work.

None of the secretaries where I work got anything special.... I didn't even know today was the day. I think these 'days' are just invented by companies like Hallmark to try and sell more cards, etc.

Talk like a Pirate Day, Arrr!