Textbook capitalist zombie
posted November 9th, 2017 at 11:12 PM
All I really want is to walk into a coffee shop & have some big time Hollywood director say 'hey, want to be the lead in my next film?' And wam bam, I'm on the red carpet winning an oscar.
10 Comments
Post a CommentIt's not...
Nov 10, 2017 at 1:51pm
...that easy. You gotta "work" for it.
You Left Out The Part
Nov 10, 2017 at 2:15pm
about having to have sex with them. and then outing them for it later.
@you left
Nov 10, 2017 at 3:21pm
No...OP mentioned "wham bam"
Don’t we all?
Nov 10, 2017 at 3:29pm
I mean, fuck the red carpet bullshit but the money is pretty great. It’s so funny how women in Hollywood complain about the wage gap but they make so much money they could feed all the starving children in Africa so it’s like, really? How can you even bring that up? I’d fuck a few pigs to be able to make an effort to stop world hunger. Why not?
@youleftthatpartout
Nov 10, 2017 at 3:32pm
The OP did type "wam bam".
Wam Bam thank you ma'am
Nov 10, 2017 at 4:21pm
There would be a lot of wam bamming with that director before you ever got on to that red carpet.
Anonymous
Nov 10, 2017 at 4:30pm
How'd you go from "text book capitalist" to being discovered in a coffee shop? I think you might be crazy.
Yeah
Nov 10, 2017 at 4:54pm
and walk into Starbuck's and be hired as a concert pianist or doctor.
Chucky Cheezus
Nov 10, 2017 at 6:18pm
What if it's for porn where you make millions?.....would you accept?
I want...
Nov 11, 2017 at 8:09pm
... to be using the public toilet at VPL, someone comes in, busts open the stall, says "you've got to come with me, we've got to save the world!" I pull up my pants and get ready for action!
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