Cuz reasons

posted March 17th, 2018 at 1:35 PM

I pee in my kitchen sink because I’m to lazy to walk up to the second floor to the bathroom. This lets me continue to watch/listen to the TV, and frankly I use less water to wash the pee down then flushing a whole toilet, so I should get some kind of a rebate from the government or something.

11 Comments

You, Sir

Mar 17, 2018 at 9:12pm

Are a Golden God.

Anonymous

Mar 17, 2018 at 9:15pm

Your confession made me laugh. This is one of those little secrets that most men will do at least once in their lifetime and one that women find really repulsive. I guess that is why we enjoy doing it, it's something we can do that women can't and it infuriates them.

Did you know pee flows

Mar 17, 2018 at 10:23pm

Counter-clock wise down the drain South of the Equator?

Wild Guess: You're Single

Mar 17, 2018 at 10:47pm

Did you hear that, Ladies who post about how there are no eligible men left in Vancouver to date?
I think I see some definite boyfriend material here ;)

Consider yourself lucky

Mar 17, 2018 at 11:36pm

My ex was a real slob, no class and a terrible housekeeper. Every time I went to piss in the sink, it was full of dishes.

Anonymous

Mar 18, 2018 at 9:30am

This disgusting wretch needs to die quickly.

@wild guess

Mar 18, 2018 at 12:23pm

Wrong. I’m married and my wife and I frequently invite woman over for threesomes. Sorry to shatter your point. That said you are right that I (and my wife) are eligible to you single ladies :)