... except the whining about how hard someone works. Like, I can't tell if they're slow and it really is hard work for them to do a desk job in a low-pressure office (this isn't high finance or anything where sales are important) or if they're just shameless liars.

slackers deserve equal credit !

Slackers don't complete their assigned work. This posts has nothing to do with slackers. This is just about whiny walking bio contagion brown nosers with no life outside their jobs.

Don’t go to work sick!!! You’re not doing any good for your company whatsoever, because all that happens then is that you infect your coworkers who may then have to stay home. Production in any workplace suffers if everyone is sick. Stop being a hero and stay the hell away until you’re not going to spread your germs!!