Funny story

I had a box of extra fries that nobody ate and I hated to throw them out so I put the box on the balcony to give to the birds. The birds were coming and going grabbing the fries so I went back later to check on how many fries were left in the box, low and behold the whole damn box was gone, and it was a big box of fries man. I could just imagine two birds each having a side of the fry box in their little beaks flying off into the sunset. And I checked the ground, no sign of that big red fry box. I bloody missed all the action. lol Birds are amazing !

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You are not doing the birds a favour !

Oct 13, 2021 at 12:29pm

Fried grease becomes forms of molecular plastics that cause disease for all creatures including the humans. That info is easily net-searched. How does agri-business and the fast fake-food industry get away with mass poisoning?

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Really?…..

Oct 13, 2021 at 1:26pm

….you do realize only an IDIOT would do that?

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Have u not

Oct 13, 2021 at 4:02pm

Been watching the news. Stop feeding WILDLIFE. They do not not stupid humans to feed them.

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Feed the Birds

Oct 13, 2021 at 5:36pm

Tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence
Tuppence a bag

You are a modern day Dick Van Poppins!

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Anonymous

Oct 13, 2021 at 6:01pm

Down votes ?
God damn you people love blood stories.
Sorry to disappoint !

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Anonymous

Oct 14, 2021 at 12:28am

*eye twitch increases*

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People living near me

Oct 14, 2021 at 12:42pm

leave food scraps out on the sidewalk. The local rats seem to enjoy it.

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@ have you not

Oct 14, 2021 at 3:35pm

Your message was "not not " received.
Stupid human. Lol
Your spell check is a Baha on U today and
we are all going to die someday soon so have a fry man !
Enjoy the time you have left.

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Yes apparently

Oct 14, 2021 at 3:37pm

Humans love doom and gloom it makes them feel better about their own shitty little lives.
Blood and guts stories sell.
Happy Halloween !

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Z. Ittzitt

Oct 14, 2021 at 7:56pm

I just made a little defibrillator out of a nine volt battery thanks to you… Only problem is the birds don’t know how to use it and the squirrels are having way too much fun with it.

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