A late answer
posted November 8th, 2018 at 11:00 PM
To the old question about double standards. “Because a key that can open any door lock is a great key. But a door lock that can be opened with any key is a shitty door lock.” Plain and simple
posted November 8th, 2018 at 11:00 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
You were sitting by yourself & you ordered a few Curry Fish Balls and a few deep-fried Spring...
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Nov 9, 2018 at 1:11pm
women are not locks.
Dude
Nov 9, 2018 at 2:39pm
Men and women are not inanimate objects.
But hey, if you want to make dumb analogies, let’s try another one. You could also say that the world’s most comfortable couch is useless without having anyone sit on it. And why bother having a comfortable couch in the first place if you’re not going to put it to good use?
Have as many people sit on your couch as you goddamned want, ladies and gentlemen. And fuck anyone who judges you for it, because their couch is probably full of loose springs, covered in piss stains and smells like stale KFC.
Uh Huh
Nov 9, 2018 at 3:20pm
According to the Stacy and Chad haters out there, the locks aren't open enough, a least not for them. Incel would be a good name for a brand of lock, but sadly it is but a key without a lock. See, I can do lame metaphors too.
Barf
Nov 9, 2018 at 4:25pm
You’re a poster child for misogyny.
your keys a dud, bro
Nov 10, 2018 at 1:09am
plain and simple you are
Don't think so.
Nov 10, 2018 at 9:02pm
Stay away from locks that don't belong to you. Some doors aren't meant to be open.
It's impossible...
Nov 10, 2018 at 9:41pm
... that there would be different sexual standards for different bodies, right? A body that can have nine months of difficulty, then possible death in childbirth, no way it'd be reasonable that such a body is held to a different standard than one that can have sex 5 times a day without potentially bleeding out nine months later, right?
Clearly we need a fascist state to try to equalize this horrible natural inequality!
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