millennials will just consider you old and irrelevant.

You sound like a living legend. A real holdover from when Vancouver actually was and interesting place with creative people.

Nope, just predictable. Boomers love being "rebellious" - in the most comfortable, consumer-oriented, socially-sanctioned ways.

Considering punk came around in the 1970’s, punk is boomer music and you’re not special

I think punk rock began as garage bands sometime in the 60s so you may be a boomer.

You’re a punker.

because punk rock was invented by Boomers

Punk started in the seventies. It makes you someone who still likes the type of music that was around when you were young, like in your twenties.

a boompunker maybe

Idiot. Boomers were rebellious. You have no clue.