Huzzah!
posted January 13th, 2021 at 4:54 AM
I've tried greeting people with 'Huzzah' recently. A little Shakespearean charisma to their boring 'hi'. But it's difficult pronouncing under a mask so it sounds like 'huzmmmmpfh'.
posted January 13th, 2021 at 4:54 AM
If pills have banished both your libido and your kinks, Dan Savage advises seeking medical help with a different dosage or a new drug.
You: Tall, dark hair, mask on, standing at the light across from Donald’s Market, with your...
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Post a CommentHmmm
Jan 13, 2021 at 9:46pm
Are you Jewish?
@Hmm
Jan 13, 2021 at 11:18pm
No, but I do like bagels (but can't eat them) and women that look like Amy Winehouse. Do I win a prize?
Mr Burns
Jan 14, 2021 at 6:59am
I prefer Ahoyhoy
OK, now try
Jan 14, 2021 at 12:43pm
Alexander Graham Bells' suggestion for answering the phone: "Ahoy!"
As I live and breathe
Jan 15, 2021 at 5:17pm
Is how I answer the phone now.
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