I regret it

I found a box of mac and cheese in my pantry that was 3 years past its best before date. It was supposed to be white cheddar, but the cheese powder was dark orange. I prepared it and ate it anyway. It gave me diarrhea. I just wanted to say this so that I can warn other people not to eat expired mac and cheese.

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Ms A

Aug 28, 2015 at 8:57am

You should of sent it to Stephen Harper or Donald Trump or ISIS or some other crazies fucking up society.

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@Ms.A

Aug 28, 2015 at 12:01pm

Don't send it to ISIS, they didn't do anything to deserve such poor treatment.

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jm.thome

Aug 28, 2015 at 3:23pm

I have a lot of respect for Donald Trump. He's far from crazy.

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Mr. Smith

Aug 28, 2015 at 5:56pm

That was a funny confession. I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Thanks for making my day better. Cheers!!!

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?

Aug 29, 2015 at 1:12am

Why does that shit exist at all.

Just cook macaroni and grate some cheese on it. Easy as can be, and a thousand times better.

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@jm.thome

Aug 30, 2015 at 3:01pm

Amen! Trump! Trump! Trump!

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@?

Aug 30, 2015 at 7:17pm

Well, that is pretty lazy. You should at least make cheese sauce, either by reducing heavy cream, melting cheese, or with bechamel as the base, or, more deliciously, hollandaise sauce as the base. Mmm, hollandaise sauce!

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Anonymous

Aug 31, 2015 at 6:21pm

Hahahhaha

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