Really sorry
posted November 9th, 2017 at 6:29 PM
Sorry I don't have bigger boobs and bigger hips and a nicer butt. Sorry I'm not a dancer or a musician or an actor or something sexier. Sorry I don't live in a cabin in the woods and make my own clothes. Sorry I'm not always traveling or hiking. Sorry I don't have cute freckles. Sorry I don't commute via bike every day. Sorry I don't always shop at the Farmer's Market. Sorry I break out. Sorry I'm not always happy and giggly and posting fun photos or inspirational quotes online. Sorry I'm not graceful. Sorry I don't bake. Sorry I'm not younger. Sorry I don't sit down and write in a journal every day surrounded by crystals that give off good vibes. Sorry I'm not more bend-y, sorry I'm not a yogi. Sorry - Wait, woops. I'm not sorry at all. Suck it.
13 Comments
Post a CommentYou...
Nov 9, 2017 at 8:23pm
...are my dream girl.
Not good enough
Nov 9, 2017 at 8:26pm
Sorry doesn't cut it. You're going to have to do much better than that. Now put some hustle into it.
Ok, but...
Nov 9, 2017 at 8:36pm
Who are you apologizing to?
Maybe you need to define yourself by who you are rather than by who you are not
derpp
Nov 9, 2017 at 9:09pm
are you sure you live in vancouver? you at least make your own jewelry, right?
I'm so sorry
Nov 9, 2017 at 9:56pm
I don't have a bigger dick
Lady...
Nov 9, 2017 at 10:59pm
...we are simpatico. This backwater, posturing "city" needs more of you, more of us. You sound awesome.
Hahaha
Nov 9, 2017 at 11:04pm
YAS!!!!
Can you start
Nov 10, 2017 at 7:26am
Wearing a sign around your neck so the rest of us know and give you a wide berth?
Also have you considered moving to...like...Edmonton or Winnipeg?
In Reality
Nov 10, 2017 at 10:28am
Who has time to live like that ?
Im not sorry
Nov 10, 2017 at 1:22pm
That I found your post ridiculous. Life isn't sorry that it doesn't care about what you are or what you are not sorry for. Let that one soak in.
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