Morton's Toeposted November 14th, 2018 at 9:24 PM It freaks me out when I see folks with their second toes longer than their big toes. I don't know why, but sometimes it makes me dry-heave. Show 11 Comments 11 Comments Post a Comment You know what makes me dry heave?Nov 15, 2018 at 2:59amPeople who would judge someone else by a physical characteristic they were born with. I have them.Nov 15, 2018 at 10:11amThe thing that sucks. Is that I go through socks like no tomorrow. ClassicNov 15, 2018 at 11:55amLeonardo da Vinci would disagree with you. AnonymousNov 15, 2018 at 5:41pmYou sound like a dick. I'm a find you.Nov 15, 2018 at 8:26pmI'm gonna stick my long toes in your mouth and rub them on your lips. Terri Clark-KvetonNov 15, 2018 at 10:05pmOh dear--as if having Morton's Toe isn't enough now I have to feel guilty about some poor soul being nauseous. Woe is me... WowNov 16, 2018 at 10:15amSo much hate for this confession. @TerriNov 16, 2018 at 11:55pmSo like you've got funny toes And a weird name!? Christ how taxing When I was youngNov 17, 2018 at 7:08pmI wanted Morton Toe's. It was the cool thing to have Stop lookingNov 20, 2018 at 2:58pmAt feet just to try find what you don’t like. Creep.... LOAD MORE Join the Discussion Your name Comment * your name What's your name?