she's out there
posted May 22nd, 2019 at 10:52 PM
somewhere out there...
and still NOT SLEEPING WITH ME, DAMNIT!
posted May 22nd, 2019 at 10:52 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
We’re waiting for the bus heading east, you had your skateboard and a bouquet of flowers. We...
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Post a CommentReality check
May 23, 2019 at 4:20pm
"When all candles bee out all cattes be gray." - Heywood's book of proverbs, 1546 CE
About 2+ billion people of approximate age range and correct (for you) gender to choose from (I'm objectifying because you are - it's all that matters here).
But no, you want THIS ONE.
Meh. She's not all that. Let go your ego.
And The Problem Is?
May 23, 2019 at 4:36pm
Be thankful you escaped.
Boo hoo
May 23, 2019 at 5:17pm
React, and throw a tantrum, princess. I don't care. You got nothing on me.
@Boo hoo
May 23, 2019 at 7:40pm
All you have is this shit lol which I troll you on cuz it's funny to tell you over and over how worthless you are. Try so hard
Maybe she
May 24, 2019 at 9:12am
knows (thats all you really want)..
Smart Cookie.
Plus, I bet your too afraid to even chat with her.
Cause your posting it here. Bahaha
Maybe because
May 24, 2019 at 1:32pm
...she thinks you're a creep who only sees her as a sexual object? Women can tell, you know. These aren't the type of men we like to sleep with.
I get it.
May 24, 2019 at 1:32pm
But wtf is the real problem. Sometimes its just a loss of direction, others its us.
So what?
May 24, 2019 at 5:27pm
Go sleep with someone new. She's yesterday's leftovers.
@@ Boo hoo
May 25, 2019 at 9:09am
Worthless like sitting on your couch all day, princess? Get yourself to the gym. You'll be able to swing sticks, throw stones, and maybe someone will actually desire to sleep with you.
That's because..
May 25, 2019 at 4:06pm
You are complete shit in bed. And you treat people like shit. So she found superior dick that treats her like gold. And you're all pissed off. But what do you have to offer? Ask yourself that first. You're lucky you even got a chance. It's not her fault you blew it. But it's good you did before she wasted more time on you. Thank you, next.
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